Yup. It must be the new aftershave. Or maybe the haircut. Or, just my general awesome Asian-man machismo spilling across the counter. Because, I tell you, everyone wants my digits now. Sometimes, they even want my address. Yes folks, I must have had my Player Card freshly relaminated, because I’m batting almost a thousand with [...]

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Thanks to AOL “Research”, we have a poem inspired by an AOL user’s search logs. In case you like it, find more stuff. I have simply removed some searches and done some indenting, fifth-grade English class-style. So creepy. Riker’s Island Baby user #11110859 g-unit clothing for ladies signs of pregnancy losing your virginity losing your [...]

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